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Мои твиты [Tuesday
December 20th, 2011
12:13pm
]
  • Вт, 13:58: Today would be my day off... But I'm working. $$$$
  • Вт, 14:09: RT @ispeakfemale: A jealous girl will do a better investigation than the FBI.
  • Вт, 14:10: RT @ItsAYYSIAN: That "FUCK YOU" moment when you start the same sentence like 3 times & that one bitch keeps interrupting you.
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Мои твиты [Friday
December 16th, 2011
4:24pm
]
  • Пт, 01:11: RT @autocorrects: The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored po ...
  • Пт, 01:11: RT @mybrandonboyd: “@nprnews: U.S. Flag Comes Down, And Iraq War Is Officially Over http://t.co/OcLqJA6M#WARISOVER! How I dream of hea ...
  • Пт, 02:50: RT @Rene: Cheating on a good girl is like- throwing away a diamond & picking up a rock.
  • Пт, 03:08: RT @autocorrects: The awkward moment when a fat person says "Thats how I roll"
  • Пт, 13:27: I love sitting outside in the morning with a hot cup of coffee.
  • Пт, 14:07: RT @FreddyAmazin: What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over ...
  • Пт, 14:08: RT @funnyorfact: @funnyorfact One of the great Fact- "Dammit I'm mad" Spelled backwards is 'dammit I'm mad'.
  • Пт, 14:10: I've been on a mean streak recently, so if you haven't heard from me, it's because I'm sparing you the scary outbursts.
  • Пт, 14:10: RT @Rene: The 'WTF' moment when~ u do a math problem, & ur answer isn't even one of the choices.
  • Пт, 14:10: RT @autocorrects: Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall
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Мои твиты [Friday
December 16th, 2011
6:05am
]
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Мои твиты [Tuesday
December 13th, 2011
5:27am
]
  • Пн, 15:09: I hate the new twitter update for iPhone. You took away my favorite features and gave me super pointless ones. Turning out like facebook.
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My tweets [Monday
November 28th, 2011
1:51pm
]
  • Mon, 00:59: RT @MirandaCosgrove: "Cheating is so easy. People should try to do something challenging like staying faithful."
  • Mon, 04:18: RT @ispeakfemale: Takes picture, delete. Takes picture, delete. Takes picture, delete. Takes picture...haa finally! The perfect one.
  • Mon, 04:23: RT @Rene: Some people are too dumb to realize you don't want to speak to them anymore.
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My tweets [Sunday
November 27th, 2011
8:26am
]
  • Sun, 04:13: RT @TheeeSickestKid: i'm not in a bad mood, everyone is just ...annoying
  • Sun, 04:19: RT @TheeeSickestKid: As we grow up we realize it is less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.
  • Sun, 04:19: RT @Rene: nah man, it's cool. lol jk I'm actually really pissed.
  • Sun, 04:20: RT @iSpeakComedy: Imagine having a teacher named Alejandro and whenever he calls on you, Just be like: "Don't call my name, Don't call m ...
  • Sun, 04:25: RT @SayingsForGirls: You shouldn't have to change for anyone. You find someone who will accept you.
  • Sun, 04:28: My life is a series of waiting for people. I'm always waiting. My patience is wearing thin.
  • Sun, 04:29: Anyways, loving my job still. Doing amazing things and making shit happen.
  • Sun, 04:30: Just wish everything else in my life would follow suit.
  • Sun, 04:31: What's the definition of insanity? To keep doing the same action & expecting a different result when it always ends the same...
  • Sun, 04:31: I'm that person in the relationship who always cares more. That is ALWAYS me.
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Мои твиты [Monday
November 21st, 2011
8:27am
]
  • Пн, 07:44: RT @FreddyAmazin: I prefer texting over phone calls because it gives me more time to think about what to say. :)
  • Пн, 07:46: RT @autocorrects: Some things just aren't meant to be put on Facebook.. That's why we have twitter.
  • Пн, 07:51: RT @funnyorfact: Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it. Sincerely, The O ...
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Мои твиты [Sunday
November 20th, 2011
8:27am
]
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Мои твиты [Saturday
November 19th, 2011
8:27am
]
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My tweets [Wednesday
November 16th, 2011
8:26am
]
  • Tue, 15:10: Watching more grey's anatomy. #obsessed
  • Tue, 18:02: I wish I could say we're friends, but unfortunately I have only a few and I prefer it that way. #truth
  • Tue, 18:11: RT @ItsAYYSIAN: I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
  • Tue, 18:11: RT @ZodiacZone: #Taurus have perseverance. A quality needed for success. They tend to be quite successful in life.
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Мои твиты [Tuesday
November 15th, 2011
8:27am
]
  • Вт, 03:51: RT @RelatableQuote: Every girl has 3 personalities 1) When she's with her family. 2) When she's with her friends. 3) When she's with HIM.
  • Вт, 03:52: RT @TheeeSickestKid: Using rock, paper, scissors, for making serious decisions.
  • Вт, 04:03: RT @iSpeakComedy: BREAKING NEWS: Dora suffers from a heart attack after discovering Google Maps
  • Вт, 04:03: RT @ItsAYYSIAN: How to Dubstep: Wait for the bass to drop. Now have a seizure.
  • Вт, 04:03: RT @SayingsForGirls: Be nice to someone for no reason. You never know when you're going to need someone to be nice to you for no reason.
  • Вт, 04:03: RT @ItsThingsInLife: Be infinitely patient. You know that everything will happen at the right time, at just the right place, with just t ...
  • Вт, 04:05: RT @autocorrects: The REAL Definition of self-control: not eating any fries on that drive home.
  • Вт, 04:05: RT @autocorrects: Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems.
  • Вт, 04:08: RT @ispeaknotes: Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first.
  • Вт, 04:12: RT @_iamMJ: Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard u are to handle, but still wants u ...
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Мои твиты [Monday
November 14th, 2011
8:27am
]
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Мои твиты [Sunday
November 13th, 2011
8:26am
]
  • Сб, 19:41: RT @Quotingswag: If your girlfriend still typs lik dis she is 2 ung 4 u bro.
  • Сб, 19:41: RT @AdmireMyQuote: I should be dead 500 times from not sending chain letter text messages.
  • Сб, 19:42: RT @SayingsForGirls: You deserve to be with someone who makes you happy. Someone who doesn't complicate your life. Someone who won't hur ...
  • Сб, 19:42: RT @SayingsForGirls: Textaphrenia - thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
  • Сб, 19:44: RT @FreddyAmazin: I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It's nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don't fe ...
  • Сб, 19:44: RT @Rene: If Facebook ever shut down you'd see people aimlessly walking around streets with no idea what to do with their lives.
  • Сб, 19:44: RT @SayingsForGirls: A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets and no lies.
  • Сб, 20:34: RT @TheeeSickestKid: That awesome feeling you get when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with.
  • Сб, 20:35: RT @AdmireMyQuote: Sometimes you have to forget what you want just to remember what you deserve.
  • Сб, 20:36: RT @SayingsForGirls: It's scary to think that if just one little thing had been different, I might not know him right now.
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My tweets [Saturday
November 12th, 2011
8:26am
]
  • Fri, 16:26: RT @BenSavage: The manager at The Coffee Bean just tried to turn off the stereo when "Skyscraper" started playing...I made him turn it U ...
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Мои твиты [Friday
November 11th, 2011
8:26am
]
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Мои твиты [Thursday
November 10th, 2011
8:26am
]
  • Ср, 16:02: RT @KhloeKardashian: "I guess in the end people become the people that they promised they'd never be"
  • Ср, 23:26: RT @iamwill: Parents, if you want your child to get exercise and have fun...buy xbox kenect with "black eyed peas experience" dance game ...
  • Ср, 23:30: RT @ItsThingsInLife: Sometimes your plans don't work out because fate has better ones.
  • Ср, 23:30: RT @Rene: *Taking a test* My answer is no...if your answer is no please explain why My answer is yes
  • Ср, 23:31: RT @TheeeSickestKid: We all have that one friend that has no idea of what's going on.
  • Чт, 01:08: RT @iSpeakComedy: Modern Warfare 3 has been released in Iraq and Afghanistan as "The Sims"..
  • Чт, 01:09: RT @elleburdi: My friend started telling me how I'm very controlling but I interrupted her and told her to please stop talking.
  • Чт, 01:11: RT @EpicTweets_: Math word problems are the only place where you can buy 60 watermelons without having your sanity questioned.
  • Чт, 01:12: RT @EpicTweets_: When a Man Talks DIRTY to a Women its sexual harassment; when a Women talks DIRTY to a Man its 2.50 per minute.. ;)
  • Чт, 01:19: RT @FreddyAmazin: that akward moment when... its all quiet and your stomach makes that dying whale noise
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Мои твиты [Wednesday
November 9th, 2011
8:26am
]
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My tweets [Tuesday
November 8th, 2011
8:26am
]
  • Mon, 20:18: Day four working today. Tired. Love my job and all, but I'm so glad I'm off tomorrow.
  • Mon, 20:22: #thatawkwardmomentwhen you finish painting your nails and have an itch
  • Mon, 20:23: #thatawkwardmomentwhen you start opening the door and someone was doing the same thing on the other side
  • Tue, 03:22: I definitely don't belong at a fucking gamestop launch. This is awful.
  • Tue, 03:25: RT @OMGFactsSex: One study found that people who kiss their spouse good-bye in the morning tend to make more money.
  • Tue, 03:45: RT @RelatableQuote: People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
  • Tue, 03:45: RT @ItsAYYSIAN: oh you hate me? well thats funny because I never did anything to you.
  • Tue, 03:46: RT @IAmJossh: Whenever someone asks, "you look familiar, where do I know you from?" I like to respond with, "Well...do you watch porn?" ...
  • Tue, 03:46: RT @IAmJossh: Once you have a girl, never stop showing her you care.
  • Tue, 03:49: RT @IAmJossh: The people that say things like, "I hate drama!" are usually the most dramatic people you'll ever meet. Stupid fucks.
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Мои твиты [Monday
November 7th, 2011
10:30am
]
  • Вс, 23:48: RT @Rene: TICKLING is like being raped but your forced to laugh.
  • Вс, 23:49: RT @Rene: LIFE WOULD BE BETTER, if we didn't have to worry about 'friends' with 2 faces.
  • Вс, 23:52: RT @Rene: What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater? "Gee, you knit?!"
  • Вс, 23:52: RT @Rene: when someone yawns, do deaf people think they are screaming?
  • Вс, 23:52: RT @Rene: Once you hate someone- everything they do is offensive! "Look at this chick, eating those damn crackers like she owns the place!"
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Мои твиты [Sunday
November 6th, 2011
10:25am
]
  • Сб, 19:07: RT @EpicTweets_: Get punched "Ow" Have something fall on ur hand"Ouch that hurt"Stub your toe: "Sh*t goddamn motherf*cker ow what the he ...
  • Сб, 19:08: RT @FreddyAmazin: My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..
  • Сб, 19:08: RT @DNas: Petite women are the joys of the world
  • Сб, 19:08: RT @davecandoit: Started to realize that I might be alone because I walk around singing "shape of my heart" by the backstreet boys in pu ...
  • Сб, 19:10: RT @Rene: "Never Mind." Definition: You should've listened the first 5 times
  • Сб, 19:11: RT @FreddyAmazin: You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how stupid it is...
  • Сб, 19:14: RT @Rene: That awkward moment when; the person infront of you is going the same way you are, so it makes you feel like a stalker.
  • Сб, 19:14: RT @MyQuotesBook: I've always been afraid of losing people I love. Sometimes I wonder, is there anyone out there afraid to lose me?
  • Сб, 19:14: RT @MyQuotesBook: In life, you're going to be left out, talked about, lied to & used, but you have to decide who's worth your tears & wh ...
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