Go get coutured. (4letterlie_x3) wrote,
Go get coutured.

Мои твиты

  • Ср, 16:02: RT @KhloeKardashian: "I guess in the end people become the people that they promised they'd never be"
  • Ср, 23:26: RT @iamwill: Parents, if you want your child to get exercise and have fun...buy xbox kenect with "black eyed peas experience" dance game ...
  • Ср, 23:30: RT @ItsThingsInLife: Sometimes your plans don't work out because fate has better ones.
  • Ср, 23:30: RT @Rene: *Taking a test* My answer is no...if your answer is no please explain why My answer is yes
  • Ср, 23:31: RT @TheeeSickestKid: We all have that one friend that has no idea of what's going on.
  • Чт, 01:08: RT @iSpeakComedy: Modern Warfare 3 has been released in Iraq and Afghanistan as "The Sims"..
  • Чт, 01:09: RT @elleburdi: My friend started telling me how I'm very controlling but I interrupted her and told her to please stop talking.
  • Чт, 01:11: RT @EpicTweets_: Math word problems are the only place where you can buy 60 watermelons without having your sanity questioned.
  • Чт, 01:12: RT @EpicTweets_: When a Man Talks DIRTY to a Women its sexual harassment; when a Women talks DIRTY to a Man its 2.50 per minute.. ;)
  • Чт, 01:19: RT @FreddyAmazin: that akward moment when... its all quiet and your stomach makes that dying whale noise
  • Чт, 01:22: RT @FreddyAmazin: You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just canceled your ac ...
  • Чт, 01:25: RT @FreddyAmazin: Why do people feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking “I'M GOING TO KILL.. - ah damn ...
  • Чт, 01:27: RT @FreddyAmazin: If you forget to say "Pika" before you sneeze, you can always say "bacca"afterwords.
  • Чт, 01:29: RT @FreddyAmazin: I turned my iPhone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever
  • Чт, 01:35: RT @FreddyAmazin: Dear prostitutes; Fishnets do not cure crabs.
  • Чт, 01:37: RT @FreddyAmazin: Admit it, You only check your voicemail to get rid of that little icon you got tired of seeing.
  • Чт, 01:38: RT @FreddyAmazin: Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Lol crazy
  • Чт, 01:38: RT @FreddyAmazin: This is a "A" and "B" conversation so "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F"s you up like a "G".
  • Чт, 01:40: RT @FreddyAmazin: One address you will never forget no matter what: P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
  • Чт, 01:43: RT @FreddyAmazin: If couples who are in love are called "love birds", then couples who always argue should be called "angry birds"
  • Чт, 01:44: RT @FreddyAmazin: They be like couch. yo. can you teach me how to snuggie? know why? cuz all my pillows love me.
  • Чт, 01:46: RT @FreddyAmazin: Think about this: your cell phone has more computing power than all of Nasa in 1969 They launched a man to the moon We ...
  • Чт, 01:47: RT @FreddyAmazin: i wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scan it
  • Чт, 01:52: RT @FreddyAmazin: A recent world-wide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
  • Чт, 01:58: RT @FreddyAmazin: Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
  • Чт, 01:59: RT @FreddyAmazin: Volleyball is just a more intense version of "don't let the balloon touch the floor"
  • Чт, 01:59: RT @FreddyAmazin: Say no to Racism. Be like a panda, they're black, white and asian...but not mexican... so be like a panda holding a Taco.
  • Чт, 02:00: RT @FreddyAmazin: People will believe anything if you whisper it.
  • Чт, 02:25: RT @Rene: I'd take a bullet for you, babe. LOL JK , ONLY ON COD. LOL JK, THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILL-STREAK.
  • Чт, 02:27: RT @Rene: Awkward moment when Adele shows up out of the blue uninvited...
  • Чт, 02:28: RT @Rene: 2011: Cool story bro. Tell it again. 1600s: Intriguing tale brethren. I implore you recite it with the same vigor.
  • Чт, 02:30: RT @Rene: *Frozen Computer* Maybe if I click everywhere it will start working again?
  • Чт, 02:32: RT @Rene: Looking at someone's mutual friends on Facebook & Thinking "Umm, how in the world do you know them?!"
  • Чт, 02:34: RT @Rene: "What doesn't kill me makes me smaller" ~ Mario
  • Чт, 02:36: RT @Rene: Snooki, You're bright Orange & Love Lasagna. Sound Familiar? Sincerely, ~ Garfield.
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