Go get coutured. (4letterlie_x3) wrote,
Go get coutured.

Мои твиты

  • Вт, 03:51: RT @RelatableQuote: Every girl has 3 personalities 1) When she's with her family. 2) When she's with her friends. 3) When she's with HIM.
  • Вт, 03:52: RT @TheeeSickestKid: Using rock, paper, scissors, for making serious decisions.
  • Вт, 04:03: RT @iSpeakComedy: BREAKING NEWS: Dora suffers from a heart attack after discovering Google Maps
  • Вт, 04:03: RT @ItsAYYSIAN: How to Dubstep: Wait for the bass to drop. Now have a seizure.
  • Вт, 04:03: RT @SayingsForGirls: Be nice to someone for no reason. You never know when you're going to need someone to be nice to you for no reason.
  • Вт, 04:03: RT @ItsThingsInLife: Be infinitely patient. You know that everything will happen at the right time, at just the right place, with just t ...
  • Вт, 04:05: RT @autocorrects: The REAL Definition of self-control: not eating any fries on that drive home.
  • Вт, 04:05: RT @autocorrects: Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems.
  • Вт, 04:08: RT @ispeaknotes: Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first.
  • Вт, 04:12: RT @_iamMJ: Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard u are to handle, but still wants u ...
  • Вт, 04:14: So tired. For seven hours of work in the last two days I made $40 in tips alone, not counting my regular pay. #ballin
  • Вт, 04:15: Mind you that it was brainless, easy stuff. Nothing better. Seven scheduled hours, four hours of actual work.
  • Вт, 04:18: RT @MTV: Ugh, rotting zombie. You're never gonna get that smell out. #DeathValley
  • Вт, 04:37: Just unfollowed about 100 people. Too much garbage in my timeline and all these quote pages say the same things.
  • Вт, 04:41: RT @autocorrects: *Girl on Facebook* "I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm!" Or you could buy a coat, B*tch!
  • Вт, 04:41: RT @autocorrects: Waking up in the morning and looking for your cellphone first.
  • Вт, 04:42: RT @autocorrects: Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
  • Вт, 04:42: RT @autocorrects: I wish I could "like" text messages that way I don't look like such a douchebag when I don't reply back.
  • Вт, 04:43: RT @autocorrects: *playing bingo* Me: yes! i only need one more! Someone:BINGO! Me:NO! F*CK NO! F*CK YOU !
  • Вт, 04:43: RT @autocorrects: The reason women ask so many questions is because they have an extra why chromosome.
  • Вт, 04:45: RT @autocorrects: Feeling like a stripper when you take off your clothes to get in the pool.
  • Вт, 04:47: @TiffanyPabst When she says she was on tv and you ask what show and she replies with "Teen Mom" -- she's too young for you bro!!
  • Вт, 04:49: @TiffanyPabst when you have to buy her ticket to the movies and she waits outside the line, she's too young for you bro!!
  • Вт, 04:52: @TiffanyPabst if he doesn't have a car or a job, he's too broke for you ho!!
  • Вт, 04:53: @TiffanyPabst if he has to split the cost of the free chips and salsa at chilis bar, he's too broke for you ho!!
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